Oh, let me regale you with the charming tale of Robert Howlett from Mazda. Picture this: I hand over my personal mobile number, expecting responsible communication about my vehicle. But oh no, Robert had other plans. He decided it was the perfect opportunity to transform into a sleazy Casanova and bombard me with inappropriate texts, asking me out on a date. Bravo, Robert, bravo.

I must say, his audacity knows no bounds. Who needs professional boundaries when you can pester customers with unwanted advances, right? Clearly, Mazda's screening process for employees lacks a crucial "don't be a creepy stalker" checkmark.

Needless to say, I won't be gracing that dealership with my presence ever again. Robert's unprofessionalism and complete disregard for ethics have sealed the deal. Bravo, Robert, you've successfully pushed away a customer for life.

But fear not, dear readers. If you enjoy having your personal information mishandled and being subjected to cringeworthy attempts at romance, then by all means, visit Mazda and ask for Robert Howlett. He's the epitome of unprofessionalism, making every interaction an uncomfortably creepy experience.

I've already reported this incident, because let's be honest, the world deserves to know about Robert's questionable behavior. Maybe, just maybe, someone will step in and prevent him from transforming innocent car shopping into an episode of a bad reality dating show.

So, heed my cautionary tale and avoid Mazda like the plague, unless you have a hankering for unprofessionalism and a side of awkward advances. As for Robert, well, he should probably take a crash course in proper behavior and leave his dating escapades for a different arena.