First, let me say I shouldn't really fill in the value box because I didn't book Simon so I have no idea about his fee, but I was a guest at Claire Cox's 30th birthday party and was amazed by this guy's expertise. We were sitting within touching distance, literally, of him and he was just too good, too fast to be pinged. He removed my wristwatch without my knowing and it was a full 30 minutes before he presented it as a birthday gift to Claire, and I realised it was missing. I pride myself on being sharp-eyed and hard to trick but this fella had me bamboozled. Book him and you won't be sorry! Ten out of 10, mate.

Approximate cost: $Don't know